I've rooted for the U of A my whole life as my entire family went there (not kidding: parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, etc...). However I grew up in Texas and ended up a Texas Tech guy.
Start talking to everyone you can about hiring Mike Leach.
If you do the research, you'll learn that he was fired on completely baseless charges that stemmed more from egos and money than anything to do with concussions. I can tell you this - Texas Tech fans are still not over the stupid firing, even 2 years later. We had something special, and our idiotic administration threw it away.
And once you're past that unfortunate incident, why wouldn't you hire Leach? He's one of the greatest offensive minds ever, he's hilarious, and he will put butts in seats. Frankly, he's exactly what the U of A needs.
Someone will eventually hire him, and all the schools that could have had him will feel like idiots. Let's help U of A to not be one of those idiots. Bring the pirate to Tucson, and your football dreams will come true.