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Sonoran Hot Reads: Drunk Iowa fan thought they were at an Iowa State/Arizona game

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If you were at the Iowa game on Saturday, you probably wanted to be there, since they did upset No. 4 Michigan. Especially compared to the Arizona game. But one Iowa fan thought they were at an Iowa State/Arizona game. According to Deadspin, this is the police report

Michelle Keys, 35, of Ankeny, IA was arrested at Kinnick Stadium at 1918 hours for Public Intoxication. She had slurred speech, spoke in incoherent sentences, and believed she was in Ames, IA at the Iowa State v. Arizona football game. She had a .225 BAC.

That’s next level drunk for a couple reasons. Iowa State played at Kansas on Saturday, and hasn’t played Arizona since 1968. She would have been -13 years old then. You do you Ms. Keys

- She would have been one of the few that still go to Arizona football games

- Von Miller had some very nice things to say about Will Parks. Some of it probably has to do with these dance moves. Or because he went 21.5 MPH on his PAT return #NextGenStats

- Braxton Burmeister trucked a dude. He’s one of Arizona’s QB commits that advanced in their high school playoffs last week. Here’s Rhett Rodriguez talking about his dad’s demeanor in this time

- Also, the coaching staff parted ways with 2017 defensive lineman Elijah Watson

- Gronk seems to have punctured a lung on Sunday night against the Seahawks

Basketball

- Arizona checks in at No. 2 in Addicted to Quack’s Pac-12 Power Rankings. They check in at No. 9 and 10 in the Coaches and AP polls this week

- Take some time to read this piece Stanley Johnson wrote on The Players’ Tribune

- We get a little familiar with this week’s opponents by taking a look at some notes about them

Baseball

- Perfect Game has 2018 Arizona commit Nolan Gorman ranked 7th overall among all players. They also have Arizona as the 6th-best class right now

Other sports

- Track and field signed six athletes in this fall signing period

Tucson news

- Go check out Bisbee since it’s one of the most beautiful small towns in the state. I’m surprised Sedona was below Cottonwood to be honest

- Vote for Roadrunner goalie Adin Hill in the AHL’s Masked Madness contest

- Get your Black Friday schedule figured out with these Tucson businesses’ hours

- A Tucson man was sentenced to 22 and a half years of prison for his role in the death of a small child and the abuse of another

- It may become illegal to talk on the phone without using a hands-free device while driving