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The Arizona Wildcats and Arizona State Sun Devils are facing off on the hardwood twice this weekend. The first was the Manager Game, where the U of A staff took down ASU 88-66.
Arizona tops ASU in manager game 88-66. UA's John Seavey was "MVM" with 6 straight 3's. Sources confirm Kyle Parcell's mom is, indeed, hot.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 4, 2015
The best part about this game was the official Jay Bilas scouting reports on some of these guys though.
Arizona State v. Arizona Manager game is tonight. A comprehensive Scouting Report for the blood feud has been leaked to The Bilastrator.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 3, 2015
Arizona starting center Zach Greer: highest rated Wildcat manager recruit under Sean Miller. Son of Andy Greer, Chicago Bulls assistant.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 3, 2015
Arizona small forward Matt Cohen: what he lacks in size, he makes up for with a lack of speed, but LeBron-esque celebration ability.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 3, 2015
Arizona manager reserve Cooper Pugnale: most feared half-court granny-style set shot in the Pac-12; sister is easy on the eyes.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 3, 2015
Arizona manager reserve: Andrew Payne, former head manager at LMU, will sit out due to NCAA manager transfer rules. What a travesty.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 3, 2015
Arizona State manager Scouting Report just leaked to The Bilastrator. Sources say it's funny as @#&%.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 4, 2015
Arizona State manager Chad Walker: Oregon product, strong PG, loves to lift. Known to send out shirtless mirror selfie while flexing.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 4, 2015
Arizona State manager Kyle Parcell: under-talented small forward with epic head of hair; said to have hottest mom west of the Mississippi.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 4, 2015
Arizona State manager Justin Hearn: talented forward, super athletic, incredible wingspan (drink up); thinks he's a scholarship player.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 4, 2015